funnies

• witnessing people picking their noses in their cars on the freeway literally every day -- the only way to camoflauge this activity is with extremely dark window tint or by scooching below the window frame, which should not be done while driving
  

• learning that cousin J (5 yrs) refers to a spikey hairdo as a "mohog" -- and that his family doesn't laugh at him but doesn't correct him either

• getting into the elevator at work at the end of the day and noticing that #11 had been added to a list of elevator etiquette tips #1-10 -- handwritten in black sharpie, #11. No farting which resulted in a loud laugh on my part and the need to point it out to the other people on the elevator